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I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE WOULD SOUND THE BEST. 

infalliblecock

LOL

Cock-of-Bambi

missemilycock

this would be funnier if it wasn’t already so close to my actual surname to begin with… 

(Source: supaspicy)

So I tried to go see The Woman In Black tonight…

I say tried because about halfway through I got too scared. 

It wasn’t even that scary. But I realised that even though I’m legit an adult now, I’m still a complete wuss. Plus I didn’t want to end up being that girl who screamed when it wasn’t even scary

So instead I went to seven different theatres trying to find something else to watch. 

In other news, the second half of Men In Black 3 is pretty terrible. 

lezombiekiwi:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

lezombiekiwi:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

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